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How to Date an Asshole

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Reads 515,966
Votes 21,717
Parts 68
Time 12h 28m

Like most people, Lauren had a big crush on a celebrity when she was a teenager. 

Unlike most people, she met hers ten years later, learned how big of a jerk he was, loathed him, and wanted nothing to do with him anymore.

The problem was when she started her new job, there was an initiation: ask out the next guy who'll enter the room. 
The rules are as follows:
•	If he is married, ask the next one.
•	If he is in a relationship, one coffee date. Maximum twenty minutes.
•	If he is single, five dates.
•	And last, but most important, he must be willing to go on a date with you.

Little did she know that Axel James, her teenage celebrity crush, would be the one who'll walk in next. And he is absolutely willing.


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Category: Fake Dating x Enemies to Lovers
Word count: 150,000 - 160,000 words

Highest ranking:
#1 Romantic Comedy, Contemporary Romance, Adult, Actor, Accountant, New York City
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Chances Of Us

Can we fall in love, with the same person in different times of our life? Lauren was the girl that everyone wants to protect and to be loved, she was like a glass that can be easily broken. she believed loved can bring her want she wanted in life, until she will meet the man that will make her heart feel every emotions that she never knew before. Matthew, the loved of her life. the only one for her, she knew and she will take every chances just to be with him. But Matthew lies, turn her life upside down as she will see herself loving a man with everything about him fabricated and turn out to be just a lie. but Lauren loved for him, was nothing but the purest that she can gave. loving Matthew with all of his lies, believing that her love will last if she will accept all his flause and lies. but he disappeared, leaving her alone. leaving all her emotions, leaving Lauren without any words. 'I wonder what will came after loved?' When in different times of their life, they will meet again? Will they take all those chances to bring back their love, or they heart will change in process of healing their own pain? they said that when two people are meant to be for each other, fate have its own way to get things back again.. do you believed in fate?