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How to Date an Asshole

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Reads 510,896
Votes 21,703
Parts 68
Time 12h 28m

Like most people, Lauren had a big crush on a celebrity when she was a teenager. 

Unlike most people, she met hers ten years later, learned how big of a jerk he was, loathed him, and wanted nothing to do with him anymore.

The problem was when she started her new job, there was an initiation: ask out the next guy who'll enter the room. 
The rules are as follows:
•	If he is married, ask the next one.
•	If he is in a relationship, one coffee date. Maximum twenty minutes.
•	If he is single, five dates.
•	And last, but most important, he must be willing to go on a date with you.

Little did she know that Axel James, her teenage celebrity crush, would be the one who'll walk in next. And he is absolutely willing.


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Category: Fake Dating x Enemies to Lovers
Word count: 150,000 - 160,000 words

Highest ranking:
#1 Romantic Comedy, Contemporary Romance, Adult, Actor, Accountant, New York City
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