OoF: Just a Bunch of Bad Fanfics

Have you ever thought to yourself, "man, these two seemingly unrelated things should totally have a crossover fanfic"? Or "wth why does this even exist stop get out of my brain ahhhhhhhhhhhhh"? Or even "ew"? Well, do I have a story for you! In this story, all of your wildest, terrible, fanfic dreams come true! Ever wanted that Optimus Prime x Monopoly Man slashfic? Do you simply NEED that Phantom x Wicked x Harry Potter au (I know I do)? Has the thought of Golem working at a coffeeshop and falling in love with Anastasia Romanov ever flitted across your mind? Your wish is my command! I'll be posting my own terrible fanfics, but I will gladly take requests from the comments/dm's. Just give me an outline of the characters/story, and tropes, and whatnot. I hope you will enjoy this horrific concoction of campy stories!

Also, the stories can be one-shots or multiple parts. Just let me know!