if you give a cat a twix
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abbiegail_prill
Ongoing, First published Sep 26, 2014
cakecatsfugeman
if you give a cat a twix.

she'll want some milk to go with it.

after she's done, her wiskers will be sticky.
 
so,you go to get a wash cloth.

before its wet, she'll fell how soft it is.

it will remind her of chasing chicks.

so you'll go to the pet store.

while your at the pet store she'll she a collar.

 you'll get it for her.

when you put it on, fuzz will get in her throughout.

 so, you'll give her some milk.

and chances are if you give her milk.

she'll want a twix to go with it.
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