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25: Life Is A Hot Mess

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itsthemainqueen

25 chloe comedy funny hot hotmess hotness humour inprogress mess new newbook real-life relatable story-time twenties writing

Let me start off by saying: wtf is 25? We've always been told we should pretty much have our lives 100% together by the time we're 25, right? Stable job? Chic apartment? Potential husband? Money in the bank? More like A HOT MESS. Someone tell me who made this a rule of life because they're either a trust fund baby or a mafia leader. I mean, hats off to you if you're got your life together by 25, but me? NO. And I don't think I'm anywhere close.All Rights Reserved

25 chloe comedy funny hot hotmess hotness humour inprogress mess new newbook real-life relatable story-time twenties writing

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