The Art of Being a Con: A Guide by the Lion and the Fox | COMPLETE
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  • Reads 314
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  • Parts 36
  • Time 3h 4m
Complete, First published Aug 29, 2020
Mature
They're unstoppable. You never know when they'll strike. You won't even see them coming. Masters of disguise and draining your bank accounts. This is why your parents tell you not to talk to strangers on the internet and to look out for signs. They're the Lion and the Fox.
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COVER DESIGNED BY @RomanovNatasha
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SEQUEL: The Rabbit
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