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Tall, Dark & Obnoxious

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Reads 3,204
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Parts 12
Time 1h 43m

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"Maybe you're the sun and I'm the moon and we were never meant to collide. But wouldn't it be spectacular if we ever did?" 

Tall Dark & Obnoxious is the long awaited romantic comedy short of Pat (Isabel's older sister from Romero) And Max (Romero's obnoxious uncle) it was previously released exclusively on my website. It's not as short as you'd expect, over 20k words long and it's yours for FREE! ALL I ask is that you please PLEASE engage! I LOVE reading all your notes. Some of you guys are so funny!All Rights Reserved

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The Aid by funkystyles

❝In sickness and in health, to love and to cherish...❞ Unfortunately, Evie and Harry had to start with sickness and annoyance as the only emotion. Evie Stanton grew up playing the bass and dreaming of her own art exhibition before a fateful winter night hurled her into adulthood at the age of eighteen. Two years later and 150 miles farther from home, the former wild child hasn't let her past bring her down and does her best with what she's learned from it - be there for others as much as possible. Harry Moran's life seemed perfect - great family, beautiful girlfriend, good looks and athleticism that brought him popularity at college. What no one could see behind his charm and sense of humor was a middle child who kept all of his problems to himself, going as far as putting his own life in danger after a heartbreaking diagnosis, so as not to be a burden to anyone around him. And then, the two meet. Art meets sports, heavy metal meets alternative rock, but more than anything, stubborn meets stubborn. Big-city girl with a savior complex meets small-town boy who simply refuses to be taken care of. Unstoppable force from Manhattan meets immovable object that has come to get on her nerves all the way from Colorado, and what better way to deal with it than to make her life all about saving his? // TW: serious illness, strong language, alcohol, mentions of substance abuse

| 𝓓𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓐𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 | by authorhere_

Dillon Ace Edward, autumn green eyes,dark brown hairs with a milky skin, a handsome hunk with a muscular body, wounded masculine character of audacious and impudent personality,the underworld fears him just because of his cold and scary aura. He doesn't believe in love! the word love is a pathetic word for him and the reason for that is...his not so pleasing past. Will he ever be able to move on? "A soul filled with black skies carrying a heart of rock." What will happen when he will meet the girl who is so full of love? Will he give a chance to himself to fall in love all over again? Nora Reece Bardot, a pretty girl with ocean blue eyes, medium caramel brown wavy hairs, fair skin and a beautiful slim body, a light feminine character girl with childish, sparkling and keen personality but with a tragic past! the past which she doesn't remember but still has the side effects...how?, huge asf delusional and want to experience love just like it is in books.. Will she ever get it? "A monochromatic soul with a colourful heart." What will happen when she will remember her past? Will she survive it all? Will it be bearable for her? Or will she able to forgive herself? Both the souls are with not so pleasing past. Will they ever be able to move on? Or will they cope up with it? [Slow Updates] •The story and the characters are totally mine! •My apologies for the grammatical mistakes as English is not my native language. •If you dislike anything in my fiction it's not my concern but you can click off if you are going to write bad comments! It's just my imagination which I am putting in to words. Thank you ♥

Hot Days And Cold Nights [Ongoing Editing] by VampireQueen732

After the tragic death of her sister, Adrienne, along with her twin, must overcome their horrific past to have a semi-normal future. "Before we became twins we were triplets." "LILIENE!" "You can leave. They all do." "Hello Adony." Unwanted obstacles and Untold truths...... "I'm Austin." "I can't stand by and watch her marry him." "My real name isn't Kylie Danford." "Cyrus is in love with you." Along with her friends, family and Mafia...... "FOR LILIENE!" "We're not identical strangers, Adrie!" "I want in the mafia." "Don't ever deprive me of my talent." Will they succeed....... "Let me do this!" "I will never hold back on killing you." "Beep." "Are you satisfied?" Or will they relive their past....? "Keith." "He's holding his freaking grandchildren hostage!" "Te amo." "Is this your happy ever after?" ♥•♥Hot Days & Cold Nights ♥•♥ "Bang!" "Because I'm satisfied with this ending to your meaningless life." ~~~~~~~~~~~♥~~~~~~~~~~~ °Rated PG. 13 °Includes torture scenes and deaths, languages, sex and flashbacks. °First time story so no hate please

Dust & Bone by sacredprayer213

Bone turns to dust, and dust turns to bone. But which will her fate fall to? Being forgotten...or learning to create amid nothingness? ☾ Mandy Novak hated being powerless. Caged in her small town, she's helpless against the beasts that answer to nothing but night. Her only reason for staying may or may not surround the Alpha of her brother's old pack... . Hayes Bryer knew hurt. Keeping his place as Alpha comes with countless broken bones. But losing her might be the thing that keeps him down forever. SHE'LL WEAR HIM DOWN. HE'LL RAISE HER UP. FOREVER, THEY'LL BE 𝘉𝘖𝘕𝘋𝘌𝘋 BY THE MOON.

Nerdy Sex Goddess [COMPLETED] by hismayaa

Warning: Mature and Graphic Content. In which a nerd and her soon to be brother gets closer than they're supposed to. Rich, strikingly handsome, blessed in all the right places, always with a different girl Ryan wanted nothing to do with his pure soon to be sister Sofia. "All that pure shit", he would repeatedly say. But when Ryan finds out that Sofia isn't really just your average nerd but a sex goddess with the same sex drive as him, things did a complete 180. The first time they had taboo sex behind their mother's back, it was clear that that wasn't the end of it. "Its just sex", Sofia told Mr. Butler. He would always give her a look then repeat his notorious line "You're playing with fire Sofie and when that fire is out, someone will be burnt." Rankings as of June 24th •••••••••••••••••••• #1 - StepSiblings #2 - Naughty #1 - Humour #137 - Adult content #207 - Teen Fiction N e r d y • S E X • G o d d e s s

Ruthless Possession by author_audrey

When they're rivals in academics, leadership, sports, EVERYTHING and she asks "Why is it me? Why do you always single me out?" And He replies: "Because you're the only person worth paying attention to" *********************************************** When she dares him, to embarrass him cuz he is the only boy who doesn't talk to her much in the whole school. "100 push-ups champ, after each push up you say my name" He replies "Fine, but I have 1 condition" She asks "What condition" He replies "Lie beneath me while I do push-ups, I'll do a hundred more, even the whole class can count." *********************************************** These are some scenes that might urge you to read the story anyway it's a dark romance and rivals to lovers. There are also some scenes written in the part mentioned below... You can get more information from the story part 'IMPORTANT'.

MY ALPHA, MY OLIVIA by rockkygirl

Olivia jane Alexander the girl i didn't liked much but everything changed in a blink of an eyes. I don't know when, why and how everything happened but i don't regret meeting her. She was MY ALPHA, MY OLIVIA. "Nothing pup, I said i am get going. See you later, then." - Olivia " Don't pity me Olivia. I don't want that from you.., atleast." - Derek " Does he really know your existence?. I think you didn't told him about you being a werewolf. Even if you told him what you really are, he is going to only consider you as a wild beast who wants humans blood." - Elijah "You are making me crazy Olivia.I am not sure what will I do if i ever saw you with lucas again.so please leave me..." - Derek * DO NOT PLAGIARISE *

His Nerd Next Door by HoneyJewelz

One thing, just one little thing Julie had to do to have a... Let's say decent... First day at her new school... Don't. Draw. Attention. First impressions mean everything. Just one little screw up and she knew that she would have to wish her junior year goodbye. So she decided to stick to this one grand rule that would ultimately determine her social life, reputation, and mentality. Survive through highschool. How hard can it be right? ... WRONG!!!! She was reading in her room when she just decided to take one... Little... HARMLESS glance outside of her new bedroom window. But all of a sudden... BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There stood a half naked, greek god bad boy right before her very own eyes!! So you may ask, what do you do in a situation like this? SIMPLE. You squat down in the middle of your bedroom floor... Because that's obviously not embarrassing... And start doing ninja rolls from one side of the room to the window curtains going COMPLETELY UNNOTICED. Well... That is until you bang your head against the wall after doing a total of SIX slightly slanted ninja rolls right in front of your friendly... Still without clothes... Abs are present... Somewhat very sexy... Abs are still present... Okay really good looking... ABS I REPEAT ABS ON SHOW... Hot, sexy, and did I mention ab-delicious Neighbor Or to be more specific... Ashton Rider. Say goodbye to an unnoticed school year, and hello to the bad boy's world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Book one in the T.B.B.B. (The Bad Boy Boxer) Series WARNING: Lots of typing mistakes!!! Read at your own risk!! Editing will be taken place when I find motivation!!! (Heh... about that....)

His Young Mate ✔ [COMPLETED] 18+ by NaughtyGoth99

MATURE CONTENT 18+🔞 PLEASE DO NOT REPORT Alpha Jake, 28 un-mated and still hasn't found her. Went on a trip for 9 years, when he was 19 then gets a call from his beta to return since a few rogues were spotted and a few members of the pack killed. His Beta excited for his Alpha to meet his daughter Angelica, for the first time in 9 years. 9 year old Angelica is the definition of trouble, but when Alpha Jake returns she behaves when he's in the room. Why she does not know. Alpha Jake meeting Angelica for the first first time realizes that this 9 year old little girl is more than just his Beta's daughter but the Alphas mate How can Jake understand this Why did the moon goddess pair him with a girl 10 years younger than him? What is so special about this little girl Who knows But to find out Read the book :)

Twins of Tenby Hall by TheScribesApprentice

"The Riley twins were born in the spring of 1797 during a ferocious storm that battered the Salisbury Plain for three days together. Isabel entered the world with a flash of lightning, her shrieking drowned out by a grand clap of thunder. Thirteen minutes later the storm abated, clouds parted, and Miranda was handed to her father, blinking in rays of sun that poured through the window." Isabel loves the comfort of home and the company of her family and few close friends. She doesn't care for the drama of the season or dream of gothic adventures as her sister does. She is wild and carefree in her own right, mischievous if need be, and the fun she has with her sister and closest friend is enough to satisfy her fancies. If only life took pleasure in forcing adventure on those who wished for it, instead of those who did not. Miranda is a playful romantic, she looks forward to her first season with a desperation which rivals that of a starving man on his way to a feast. She can't wait to dress in beautiful gowns and dance the nights away with the height of the Ton. More than anything, she dreams of finding her prince charming and falling in love; but love is a game, and some play it far too well. What readers are saying: "What a wonderful read!! Your writing style is so delightful and immersed me in the time period :) I also enjoyed the romance and the characters you developed! Thank you for sharing your work :))" - @Purplejeans "Absolutely beautiful story. Great content, descriptive, enthralling, and such romance. Very well done to you. Hope to read many more of your works👌🏼🙌🏼" - @JeanetteSim4 "This has to become a movie!! I need to watch this!!!" - Anonymous

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The Aid

❝In sickness and in health, to love and to cherish...❞ Unfortunately, Evie and Harry had to start with sickness and annoyance as the only emotion. Evie Stanton grew up playing the bass and dreaming of her own art exhibition before a fateful winter night hurled her into adulthood at the age of eighteen. Two years later and 150 miles farther from home, the former wild child hasn't let her past bring her down and does her best with what she's learned from it - be there for others as much as possible. Harry Moran's life seemed perfect - great family, beautiful girlfriend, good looks and athleticism that brought him popularity at college. What no one could see behind his charm and sense of humor was a middle child who kept all of his problems to himself, going as far as putting his own life in danger after a heartbreaking diagnosis, so as not to be a burden to anyone around him. And then, the two meet. Art meets sports, heavy metal meets alternative rock, but more than anything, stubborn meets stubborn. Big-city girl with a savior complex meets small-town boy who simply refuses to be taken care of. Unstoppable force from Manhattan meets immovable object that has come to get on her nerves all the way from Colorado, and what better way to deal with it than to make her life all about saving his? // TW: serious illness, strong language, alcohol, mentions of substance abuse