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Tall, Dark & Obnoxious

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Reads 3,252
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Parts 12
Time 1h 43m

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"Maybe you're the sun and I'm the moon and we were never meant to collide. But wouldn't it be spectacular if we ever did?" 

Tall Dark & Obnoxious is the long awaited romantic comedy short of Pat (Isabel's older sister from Romero) And Max (Romero's obnoxious uncle) it was previously released exclusively on my website. It's not as short as you'd expect, over 20k words long and it's yours for FREE! ALL I ask is that you please PLEASE engage! I LOVE reading all your notes. Some of you guys are so funny!All Rights Reserved

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His Catch by NessaL05

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Nerdy Sex Goddess [COMPLETED] by hismayaa

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Dust & Bone by sacredprayer213

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MOON by 123shyne18

"Just like the moon you are. Shining so bright in the darkness of the night. Reflecting one's shadow. Like the mirror, you're giving off beauty to a beauty, madness to a madness, heartbeat to a heartbeat, misery to a misery. You are nothing but my own reflection" He said, looking at me sideways. I stare at him deeply. It was so unexpected of him to say something in a metaphorical way, especially in this time of an event. "Always remember, we are under the same sky, looking at the same moon." I replied anyway... The story follows a teenage girl, stuck with her own, pathetic thoughts. Experiencing a moment of loneliness, difficulty making new friends, problems involving her family, social life, betrayal, death, and questioning her own existence. She thought her life would come to a lonely, and tragic end, yet she didn't know the day would finally come when she least expected it. She'd never knew the day would also come when she got transferred into a school she thought she'd never get to fit in, and when she got to meet this one guy, who believes no one else but himself. She fell in love but she believes she didn't receive the same feelings. Feel free to read this sad, and lonely life of a teenager. Explore the diverse world of high school romance, teamwork and friendship, slice of life and character developments this story will get you into. There's more to it than meets the eye..

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His Catch

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