Hijinks at Hogwarts
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Last published Sat, Oct 17, 2020
You're telling me hogwarts students never hooked up, smoked pot, tried coke or pills, and spent their entire educational magical career as sober, studious goody-goodies? PLEASE. Welcome to the real world of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Here you'll find excerpts of random students and they're escapades in the castle, some as stories, some as educational how-to manuals in navigating these rule-breaking activities amongst ghosts and prefects.
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𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐈𝐭 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 | 𝐑.𝐀.𝐁
"𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐮𝐬 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬." "𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐧." "𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐈 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐈?"
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