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you know how much i hate that everybody just expects me to bounce back, just like that ( fem!oc x harry james potter )
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forever and always +hp
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The title speak for itself wat cha waiting for go read n comment n vote...why are you still reading this STOP n go read my book lollComplete
hiya. this is a book of stuff. fandom jokes, random poems, lyrics, observations, funny things I hear... I don't really have a plan so we'll see how it goes.. this is my first book on wattpad so I hope it goes okay. (Also, I just want to warn you that I probably will swear. I don't swear frequently, but some of these jokes and stuff will need swear words so be prepared if you get offended easily.)
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