"You got to kidding me-"
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You're a young 20 year old woman, who lives by herself and works in a small bakery. You have an average life, so why not let the universe spice it up a bit? Poor y/n, she wasn't ready to meet Hisoka..or any of the other HxH characters.
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[Idk what I'm doing. This is suppose to be a crack fic, so please don't take anything seriously. It's just for fun!]
[Might be super boring & cringy. Read at your own expense. 🕳👩🦯]
[Enjoy <3]
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