My Name Isn't Scarlett (so please stop calling me Blue)

I write long bios so people will stop reading them. Apparently, that's a fatal flaw. So here's a sucky name reveal or whatever. With references to my family because that seems to be inevitable.

Essentially: Sentimental sentinel that I am, I don't want to discard my utterly trash first bio, but am also mortified of keeping it up. So now it's a book.