The Vegan Beef Monologue
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Veronica is a well meaning woman who just wants the best for everyone. She is determined to remain optimistic and maintain her sense of normalcy during the pandemic, despite the many obstacles. During quarantine she has somewhat lost her mind and is overly enthusiastic for any kind of human interaction. She ordered 25 pounds of vegan meat to offer her newer neighbors as an excuse for conversation and contact. She has hauled the 25 pound box to her neighbors door as a conversation starter.
~Performed by the "Shelter Theater Monday Monologue Jam: Who's At The Door" by the lovely Michelle Kuchuk~
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