Story cover for The Vegan Beef Monologue by SierraSBlanco
The Vegan Beef Monologue
SierraSBlanco
  • WpView
    Reads 3
  • WpVote
    Votes 0
  • WpPart
    Parts 1
  • WpHistory
    Time <5 mins
  • WpView
    Reads 3
  • WpVote
    Votes 0
  • WpPart
    Parts 1
  • WpHistory
    Time <5 mins
SierraSBlanco
Complete, First published Sep 01, 2020
2020absurdapartmentcitylifehumorinsanemondaymonologuejammonologueoptimismquarantinetheatreveganveganmeat
Veronica is a well meaning woman who just wants the best for everyone. She is determined to remain optimistic and maintain her sense of normalcy during the pandemic, despite the many obstacles. During quarantine she has somewhat lost her mind and is overly enthusiastic for any kind of human interaction. She ordered 25 pounds of vegan meat to offer her newer neighbors as an excuse for conversation and contact. She has hauled the 25 pound box to her neighbors door as a conversation starter. 

~Performed by the "Shelter Theater Monday Monologue Jam: Who's At The Door" by the lovely Michelle Kuchuk~
All Rights Reserved
2020absurdapartmentcitylifehumorinsanemondaymonologuejammonologueoptimismquarantinetheatreveganveganmeat
Table of contents

1 part

Sign up to add The Vegan Beef Monologue to your library and receive updates
or
#431monologue
Content Guidelines
You may also like
Lockdown on London Lane [PUBLISHED w/ WATTPAD BOOKS] by Reekles
26 parts Complete
***Published in the US with Wattpad Books and in the UK under the title 'LOVE, LOCKED DOWN' -- out now in ebook and paperback, and also audiobook in the UK!*** When the London Lane apartment block is put on lockdown, its residents are in for a whirlwind week. Imogen's stuck living with a one-night-stand in Number 14, and has to face the reality that maybe it's time to grow up. Upstairs, Isla and Danny are still in their honeymoon period, and this could make or break their new relationship; meanwhile, Zach and Serena's steady relationship is on tenterhooks, and pineapple on pizza might actually be the last straw. At Number 22, Olivia's Maid of Honour duties are really pushing her to the edge as a wedding-planning weekend has turned into an entire week... And speaking of weddings, this whole thing has made Ethan realise he wants to spend the rest of his life with Charlotte - if only he can surprise her with the perfect proposal. Follow these five stories of twenty-somethings through their week of quarantine, where romances will blossom, friendships fracture, and relationships are forged that could last a lifetime. Disclaimer: This is a fictionalised and dramatised story inspired by real events that are happening right now. For the most up-to-date FACTS on Covid, you can check out https://support.wattpad.com/hc/en-us/articles/360040903132-A-message-about-COVID-19
Lockdown {COMPLETED} by Cathairia
14 parts Complete
Two people who hardly know each other get stuck in the same apartment as the entire area goes into quarantine. "Aren't you going to invite me in?" he asked, lifting a brow. "I would, but I don't want to give you the idea that I tolerate you." Completed: 15/7/2020 {Longer description inside} 👑 Won second place in the Discovering Elites General Fiction Category.
A lockdown love story by MeganTaylor24
11 parts Complete
An unexpected love story which all begins when a tall dark and handsome man, known as Cole walks into his new apartment. Only to find an angry Delilah Rose, wondering why a stranger has invaded her home. After discovering a mix up in the hands of their friends, they have no choice but to be in each others company. As the pair struggle to get along, things go from bad to worse. A global pandemic hits the world, leaving them alone to quarantine for whoever knows how long. The two have to suffer in each others company. However, as time progresses they learn maybe they aren't so different. Adapting to each others lifestyles and habits proves difficult but a budding friendship forms, Or is it more than just a friendship?
Surprised // A.I (completed) by fuego_ashxx
15 parts Complete
Sequel to "Quarantined" Lockdown is over, but what did Ashton and Hannah do in lockdown that has left them so surprised? ( Book 1: Quarantined ) ( Book 2: Surprised ) ( complete ) & ( edited ) **I DO NOT OWN ANY PHOTOS**
Quarantined by Shipping_Mayhem
42 parts Complete
All Your favorite characters talk about their favorite and least favorite part about staying in quarantine
My Hero by beronicas_child
64 parts Complete
[COMPLETED] [70,000 - 80,000 WORDS] Jughead Jones just moved into an apartment building after being kicked out if his trailer. He's 24 and has no job. He doesn't really talk to people whatsoever. And is single never has really been the dating type. Veronica Lodge has been living with her boyfriend, in that exact apartment building, for a couple of years now. She's 23 is doesn't go out much, but when she does she makes sure to cover her whole body no matter how hot or cold it is. Jughead start to hear things from down the hall. Bad things. How will he react to all of this. What exactly is happening. Why does Veronica where everything long all the time? What is she hiding? Started: 11/23/2019 Finsihed: 05/27/2020 (UNEDITED)
The second birth of Humanity by karamela15
6 parts Complete
Lockdown. Quarantine. Pandemic. Precautions. Going insane. That's our lives in 2020. Because of the virus. But how would it be if we never find the vaccine? How woud we adapt to that? How would we live? As I already said on my other stories, English isn't my native language so I apologize for the mistakes you'll probably find. Hope you'll enjoy it! :) •Officially published and finished on April 17th, 2020• All rights reserved, no copyright will be tolerated.
I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm by Danny_loves_Linda
9 parts Complete
Danny's having a rough time in quarantine. And honestly, who could blame him? It's been almost a year of this hell. Thankfully, he's got an Angel to guide him through this hell. *Set mid-December when the pandemic got really bad* @ancill89 has co-written this story with me
Quarantine by keerthanasmr8
20 parts Complete
In this lockdown, you have to quarantine yourself not from COVID-19, but your almost-enemy roommate with whom you have to get stuck with. Because cuteness is contagious. Kim Taehyung x Female Reader Started- November 16, 2020 Ended- December 30, 2020 Republished- November 23, 2022
Match Made in Quarantine by katfeatherly
50 parts Complete
Aimee is a hardworking med student. Maddox is a wild business major. Together they share an apartment and absolutely nothing else. What happens when these two roommates are put on a 20-day lockdown during quarantine? *** When a nationwide lockdown traps two dysfunctional roommates together, there's nothing they can do... except get to know each other better. This is a total nightmare situation for Aimee, who has successfully avoided doing exactly that for the past few months of living with Maddox, her playboy roommate. While neither of them expects it, they might end up finding friendship, comfort, and maybe even love, at a time when they need it the most. ~~~~~~ R E V I E W S: Match Made in Quarantine is a funny, heart-warming story that captures current world issues all the while incorporating feel-good moments. Delve into Maddox and Aimee's beautiful love story if you love a combination of comedy and romance! - wonder_718 MMIQ is a rollercoaster of a ride, that had me laughing, crying and trying my best not smash my Kindle in frustration at Aimee's "hormones". Drawing inspiration from current events in a brilliant and funny manner, MMIQ is a fantastic read for anyone who enjoys talented writing, clever one-liners and relatable characters. 10/10. - GatsyNogim Filled with love, laughter, and some tears, this book is exactly what you need to put a smile on your face when the world outside isn't. - leahdiseris ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ 🏅Ranked #2 in New Adult, Apr '23 🏅Ranked #4 in Young Adult, Nov '20 🏅Ranked #5 in Romance, Nov '20 🏅Ranked #2 in Humor, Apr '23 🏅Ranked #3 in Love, Feb '22 🏅Ranked #2 in Teen Fiction, Aug '22 ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ MMIQ is a rom-com about a FICTIONAL PANDEMIC!
You may also like
Slide 1 of 10
Lockdown on London Lane [PUBLISHED w/ WATTPAD BOOKS] cover
Lockdown {COMPLETED} cover
A lockdown love story cover
Surprised // A.I (completed) cover
Quarantined cover
My Hero cover
The second birth of Humanity cover
I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm cover
Quarantine cover
Match Made in Quarantine cover

Lockdown on London Lane [PUBLISHED w/ WATTPAD BOOKS]

26 parts Complete

***Published in the US with Wattpad Books and in the UK under the title 'LOVE, LOCKED DOWN' -- out now in ebook and paperback, and also audiobook in the UK!*** When the London Lane apartment block is put on lockdown, its residents are in for a whirlwind week. Imogen's stuck living with a one-night-stand in Number 14, and has to face the reality that maybe it's time to grow up. Upstairs, Isla and Danny are still in their honeymoon period, and this could make or break their new relationship; meanwhile, Zach and Serena's steady relationship is on tenterhooks, and pineapple on pizza might actually be the last straw. At Number 22, Olivia's Maid of Honour duties are really pushing her to the edge as a wedding-planning weekend has turned into an entire week... And speaking of weddings, this whole thing has made Ethan realise he wants to spend the rest of his life with Charlotte - if only he can surprise her with the perfect proposal. Follow these five stories of twenty-somethings through their week of quarantine, where romances will blossom, friendships fracture, and relationships are forged that could last a lifetime. Disclaimer: This is a fictionalised and dramatised story inspired by real events that are happening right now. For the most up-to-date FACTS on Covid, you can check out https://support.wattpad.com/hc/en-us/articles/360040903132-A-message-about-COVID-19

More details