Mr Giggles

Mr Giggles is old now. Old as all get out.

He's had a good long life, yessir. Killin' maimin' an creatin all kindsa havoc, from way back. An they ain't never caught him neither.

He's been onea them, howd'ya say, urban legends? Course that means folks has been speculatin' since the 1960's. Lotsa theories. Most of em just plain wrong. Credit for the work of ol Giggles an his protoge', Billy Boy, whal, credits gone ta others. An mebbe it's time ta set the record straight.

Might be you'll be the one gets ta record it all? Don't fret now. Y'all are perfectly safe. That ol clown might wanta kill ya, but them days is sadly past. Serial murder, rape, cannibalism ... it's a young man's game.

But even so ... don't get too close, ya hear?