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states do be texting doe 😳

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Reads 41,648
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Parts 59
Time 1h 20m

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" i'ma do it , dude "

" you absolute  m a d m a n "

" there's no way that god damn  j e n n y  is gonna answer the Phone "
 
" 867-5309 "

" hello? this is jenny how may i help you? "

" holy piss "

(I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but either way, they're not related.)All Rights Reserved

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