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" i'ma do it , dude "

" you absolute  m a d m a n "

" there's no way that god damn  j e n n y  is gonna answer the Phone "
 
" 867-5309 "

" hello? this is jenny how may i help you? "

" holy piss "

(I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but either way, they're not related.)All Rights Reserved

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𝐌𝐲 𝐁𝐨𝐲 [ RusAme ] by kagayaku_kasset

Credit cover: @popkaberika ࣪ ‹ 𖥔 ࣪ ˖ ぅ ་ ᳝ ◝ ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 , 𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 , 𝕀 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕝𝕝 𝕖𝕟𝕛𝕠𝕪 𝕞𝕪 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕓𝕠𝕠𝕜 :) By the way I tried my best to make the story more normal and with logic . I'm a simple artist / writer , English isn't my first language . ⋆࣪ ꒷ ⋆ Ꮺ ָ࣪ 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘: 𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕕 , 𝕊𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕞 , 𝕤𝕞𝕦𝕥 . My ships , I don't care if you don't like them lmao . . * . ࣪ ˖ 紅 ៹ ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵

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Hetalia Randomness 2 (All is Random) by AProudAsian

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America's little secret [1] by KirishimaArk

America, the missing personification of the world of nations. Finding out about the personification at a gala no less....... who would of guessed America had a personification, and a woman one at that. Imagine the surprise on the nations faces at finding out the World Superpower is a female personification! It isn't that woman don't exist but most thought it would be male! [So hi again, probably won't post this ever but if I do HI! I've been on a small writing craze along with reading craze about America not having a personification so why not join 'em? Also, this is basically a crossover between Countryhumans and Hetalia! Hetalia names belong to their creators unless mentioned, state names belong to me and Lectwist's! *This is a series story! Two more will be made unless I change my mind and make more! It's a trilogy currently. Book one: You are here! Book two: "America's little past [2]" Book three: -PENDING-* For those that like my OC Lectwist Island, she'll be in this story but less present as it'll focus more on America and the other countries instead of home. Also her and America didn't marry until the Great Depression here just so I don't confuse you (and myself) as I write this- *HEAVILY inspired by "Mother Amelia" cover art is mine! Sorry for this but I'm using Hetalia so be prepared for confusion if you don't know it! Sorry again-! 1st: Femamerica (October 12, 2024)]

[{Hetalia Crack~}] by Koolaid--

Random story of~ Hetalia craked ships~ Weird Hetalia~ Okay just random in general fan fiction~ This is what happens when I'm bored and....Hetalia is drunk. (0-0")

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Sugar and Spice by I-regret-my-choices

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Harem by Reinsjustvibing

[COMPLETED] Please don't read this it's really bad and I don't even like countryhumans anymore to be honest, I would delete it but my friend asked me to keep it lol. If you wanna read it that bad go ahead I guess but I don't wanna associate myself with this stuff. And I would like to warn you that if you post cringey stuff on the internet it can and most likely will come back to haunt you, so don't make the same mistake I did :') DESCRIPTION- Germany has gone to many lengths to make up for his dark past. Nowadays, he is one of the most loved countries in the world. What he doesn't know is that not only is he loved by humans, but other countries alike. Great superpowers in the world love him, and, at the same time, so do not-so great superpowers. However, in the end, only one ship can sail. Who will be the lucky country to gain the love of the oblivious Germany? REMINDER I DONT LIKE COUNTRYHUMANS ANYMORE BUT MY FRIEND WANTED ME TO KEEP THIS SO THATS WHY THIS IS STILL A THING!!!

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𝐌𝐲 𝐁𝐨𝐲 [ RusAme ]

Credit cover: @popkaberika ࣪ ‹ 𖥔 ࣪ ˖ ぅ ་ ᳝ ◝ ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 , 𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 , 𝕀 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕝𝕝 𝕖𝕟𝕛𝕠𝕪 𝕞𝕪 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕓𝕠𝕠𝕜 :) By the way I tried my best to make the story more normal and with logic . I'm a simple artist / writer , English isn't my first language . ⋆࣪ ꒷ ⋆ Ꮺ ָ࣪ 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘: 𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕕 , 𝕊𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕞 , 𝕤𝕞𝕦𝕥 . My ships , I don't care if you don't like them lmao . . * . ࣪ ˖ 紅 ៹ ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵