states do be texting doe 😳
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" i'ma do it , dude "
" you absolute m a d m a n "
" there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone "
" 867-5309 "
" hello? this is jenny how may i help you? "
" holy piss "
(I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but either way, they're not related.)
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