No Heroes; Quite Human, Indeed {Nahyuck}

How does one go about charming a possible serial killer one meets in a back alley whilst being head-hunted? In Jaemin's case, apparently just by existing. After all, fate has its favourites and if he's learnt anything from his 263 year life so far, it's that he's one of them.

The carrier of life and the bringer of death aren't so different; they're both just as twisted.

Prompt: Eat shit really wasn't the best insult he ever came up with but it's hard trying to be angry at a person that looks like THAT lying on his bed.

Written for 00lineficfest