- Reads 1,751,177
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- Parts 41
- Time 5h 52m
Complete, First published Sep 03, 2020
❝ why are you throwing bonemeal at me?!" ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ"so you grow the fuck up. ❞ 𝗮𝗺𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 [𝘢𝘮-𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩-𝘴𝘩𝘶𝘴] adj. The desire to become a better bitchAll Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- 000. prologueMon, Dec 26, 2022
- 001. the portmanteau's legacyMon, Dec 26, 2022
- 002. everyone meet godTue, Dec 27, 2022
- 003. drawing trees on paperWed, Dec 28, 2022
- 004. appear weak when you are strong and strong when you are weakThu, Dec 29, 2022
- 005. i solemnly swear that i am up to no goodFri, Dec 30, 2022
- 006. the war to end all wars but not quiteSun, Jan 1, 2023
- 007. someone dictate my will, i'm giving it all to waddlesMon, Jan 2, 2023
- 008. may the 4th be with youTue, Jan 3, 2023
- 009. i was having a good sleepWed, Jan 4, 2023
- 010. get out, i need to go to my mind palaceThu, Jan 5, 2023
- 011. gay dinosaurFri, Jan 6, 2023
- 012. they're just bestiesSat, Jan 7, 2023
- 013. shut up, georgeSun, Jan 8, 2023
- 014. I think you cracked the case, steveThu, Jan 12, 2023
- 015. always the goddamn babysitterSat, Jan 21, 2023
- 016. only in floridaThu, Jan 26, 2023
- 017. the only straight I am is a straight-up bitchSat, Feb 4, 2023
- 018. act foolSun, Feb 12, 2023
- 019. shut up emilyThu, Feb 23, 2023
- 020. ten minutes and thirty-nine secondsWed, Mar 8, 2023
- 021. we had some laughs, it was funThu, Mar 23, 2023
- 022. I don't even know a samanthaMon, May 1, 2023
- 023. I think there's been some confusion, I'm not the one in trouble hereWed, May 3, 2023
- 024. it's the confidence for meSat, May 13, 2023
- 025. are you happy to be in paris?Wed, May 17, 2023
- 026. you don't have a TV?Wed, May 24, 2023
- 027. it's definitely not excitéFri, Jun 2, 2023
- 028. I say more dumb shit before 9am than most people do all dayFri, Jun 16, 2023
- 029. love or hostWed, Jun 21, 2023
- 030. cereal killerTue, Jul 11, 2023
- 031. the turning pointFri, Jul 21, 2023
- 032. mother knows bestWed, Jul 26, 2023
- 033. cootiesFri, Jul 28, 2023
- 034. abort missionMon, Jul 31, 2023
- 035. is there something you want to hear?Wed, Aug 9, 2023
- 036. muffinTue, Aug 15, 2023
- 037. flatty pattySun, Oct 29, 2023
- 038. barbie says you're a piece of shitFri, Nov 3, 2023
- 039. achievement unlocked: the end?Sat, Dec 16, 2023
- 040. achievement unlocked: the end.Tue, Dec 19, 2023
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