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Last published Sat, Sep 27, 2014
This story follows a young girl who loves Justin Beiber, her love transcends from walls to mountains to heaven.
Jesica Barnes is a normal girl with a mediocre life when all of a sudden Justin beib.......... wait, no-no-no don't leave, don't push the x button! I was just trolling, this is not a Justin Beiber fanfic.
PLEASE WAIT! NOOOOOooooo!!!......... oh great there goes one more reader....
Anyway, this is not a novel nor a rant or a poem. This book is about the most idiotic/stupid/funny comments that are compiled in one book.
*Disclaimer: Any stupidity that you will find belongs to its respective owners as I have simply copy pasted it here without their consent.*
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