Collection of Short Stories

As the title suggest, this is a collection of short stories that I wrote.
They're mostly funny, but some of them are a little bit sad. Like the first one. But all of them are based on things I've seen over the years. Obviously, the names are changed.
I hope you'll like them.

"Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them."-Oscar Wilde

"There are some things worse than death. Like meaningless life."

"A good friend will say: 'That's a horrible idea.' Best friend will say: 'That's a horrible idea. Let's do it.'"

"Seeing someone reading a book you love, is seeing a book recommending a person."

"They say money is root of all evil; did you ever wonder what is the root of all money?"