Jef and Jason in New York
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Last published Mon, Sep 7, 2020
(Dear reader, pls read the following in the most dramatic voice you can come up with, thank you)
This summer...
"WHAT ARE COW EGGS!?"
Two friends unite to fight off evil...
"OFFICE LADY USE FLOWER POT!"
Witness their beautiful friendship bloom through exciting adventures like inhaling tacos, driving through houses, and possibly turning into brooms...
A book filled with chaotic oneshots of Jef and Jason, with the occasional Jerry.
Warning: you may very much lose brain cells reading this
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