Can I eat your ass!~ chatfic
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Crack. It's literally all just crack.
Bakugou question's everyone's sanity, Jirou is praised, Ojirou+Aoyama+Iida are very gay, Kami and Kiri are Mina's lapdogs, and everyone is platonically queer
It's really just for me to remember how to write again so don't except too much 😔🤚
OijrouxAoyamaxIida is rlly the only ship. If you don't like, it doesn't really affect the story too much (;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ')
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