The Dr. Max Jaxon Collaxion
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Last published Thu, Apr 1, 2021
EDIT: Ok, ok time for some truth: I love terrible writing. Sometimes. And only if it's really good. Good like, so bad it's good. A few years ago, one of my best friends sent me a copy of a story he found called "The InterGalactic War!" It was the best of the worst. Then I stumbled upon the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest and fell in love. This series of short stories is my contribution to the genre. Enjoy.
Best read one or two beers in, out loud, with a group of friends. And please do all the voices.
Dr. Max Jaxon is awesome, better than the other second rate archaeologists that have adventures and find sweet treasures and get babes.
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