When She Rants
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Last published Thu, Sep 24, 2020
In which a teen girl-i just love saying that-rants out the most cliche;
On Wattpad.
~In a scary voice~
Dun, dun, dun duuuun.
Get buckled up.
Strapped in.
Cuz, you're gonna be rolling with laughter soon.
PS: its gonna have advice to young writers too
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