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How to Annoy Non Harry Potter Fans

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1. Sing/hum the Harry Potter theme song
2. Replace any posters in their room to Harry Potter posters
3. Give them Harry Potter DVDS, books, and clothes for their birthday or Christmas
4. Whenever they say something scream "YOU MUST NOT TELL LIES!!!!"
4. Draw a Dark Mark on their am while they're asleep.
5. And a scar on their forehead
6. If you see they're feeling sad, wildly look around and whisper "The dementors. They're here aren't they?!"
7. Whenever they ask for you to do something yell "DOBBY IS A FREE ELF AND DOBBY SHALL DO WHAT HE PLEASES!"
8. Whenever you walk into their room, flick the lights witch on and off yelling "LUMOS! NOX! LUMOS! NOX!!"

~_~_~_~_~_~_~okay that's all I've got for now! I'll make sure to post a couple more Harry Potter stuff. Be sure to like! Love y'all!All Rights Reserved

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Ways to Annoy People at School. Harry Potter Style.
Sun, Sep 28, 2014

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