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Call Me Daddy

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Parts 30
Time 1h 46m

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(Updates once a weekend, either on Saturday or Sunday ECT, unless something happend but I try and make up for it) 

A crackhead BL I, a KPop and BL fanatic, wrote using mostly real people and real events (I'm not lying. I used their names and some of the events acually happend... If only they knew they had been molded into a BL🗿), which I twisted to fit my vivid imagination. 

It's pretty wholesome but I do portray some of my actual emotions in this so if it gets unexpectedly dark, there's my reason. 

uwu anyways have fun reading it it's epic and vote for it pls
It's got lots of plot twists so- 💃


Edit: ok I promise the writing gets a lot better later on-  this is my first novelAll Rights Reserved

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