Do it like you mean it (boyxboy)

Once upon a time there was a miserable boy with a broken heart because his boyfriend had just broken up with him. He was so sure that he would never have happiness again but one night he met this charming boy who fell in love with him and fixed his broken heart... So they lived happily ever after.

Nuh, who am I kidding? My story is nothing like that. My boyfriend dumped me for a straight guy, my best friend is a crazy little slut who dragged me at a gay club and the charming boy is actually a go go boy (or a stripper if you prefer) who is more broken than I am. In fact he is broken beyond fixing.

But you know what? Who needs a life like a fairy tale when they can have a life like an adult movie? Well, not me for sure.