Have you ever read that bit of fanfiction and thought 'Hey? What's this character doing? Why's the main character doing that?! They don't do that! ARRGH!!!' and nearly had an fit of optimal rage? Or maybe, you'e read some original fiction and LOLed at the mountain of cliches, or the typical 'Shy-weak-poor-wittle-pwincess-doormat girl meets totally-hot-badderman-sexgod-desu boy'? You are not alone. This is a guide comprised of different cliches and sue-spawn, and also their repellents; so that you never have to face those 'flammin prepz' or 'trolls' who may just be genuinely upset with the character presented. Remember, Sue-Spawn are the real enemies... And that Echo cannot write a summary to save her life XD