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A Baguette, a Paradox, and Too Little Sleep

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apocalyptic eotw june juniper lin linaria postapocalyptic temporalanomaly teotw thedavissisters theendoftheworld timetravel

a.k.a. How We Managed To Save The World from an Apocalypse that was Totally Not Our Fault.

In a world in which superpowers are the norm and wishes really do come true, Juniper is just wishing for an extra five minutes of sleep every morning. When she and her super-intelligent roommate somehow manage to survive the apocalypse, June finds herself plunged into - sorry, can I help you? What- Hi guys. Please ignore that first paragraph, the author clearly has no idea what she's talking about. I'm June, this is Lin and somehow we're not dead, which is saying a lot since we've seen the end of the world. Twice. But you're not here to feel sorry for us - you're here to watch us somehow manage to save the world on two cups of coffee and even less sleep.
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