Ushijima harem fic I thought of while listening to Yagami Yato Kinda based on Ushijima's ASMR. People who confess to Ushijima are given an almost impossible task. If they manage to finish this task, Ushijima claims he'll take them out on a date. If they don't break during the date, Ushijima claims they'll become his significant other. If they don't break before graduation, Ushijima claims they'll become his fiancé. If they don't break before the wedding, Ushijima claims they'll be his lawfully wedded partner. Of course, only foolish girls are going to believe that. Right? So then, why is the Guess Monster asking for a task? And since when was Ushijima dating Goshiki? Wait-WHAT'S GOING ON WITH SEMI?! WHO'S THIS NEW GUY SHIRABU IS DATING?! UHM-OIKAWA WHAT THE FUCK! DID YOU JUST TRANSFER TO-you know what, I'm done. I-I don't even know what to say.All Rights Reserved