an open threat

I was told that I wouldn't do it. I was told that I was a pussy bitch.
look at me now fool. I did it. and here is a whole wattpad story on it. read it and weep boys, read it and fuckin weep.

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Anyways, this is a collection of fanfics/mini stories for The Cantrips, my dnd group I play in. This only started because my dm is scaring me, and if a character doesn't return/dies I write a raunchy fanfic. But because I have no self respect, I decided whats better then to post these monstrosities on wattpad, the biggest monster of them all.

I am in no way a skilled writer, but in spite of these hoez, I will be Shakespeare. Edgar Allen Poe. Whatever skilled writer or some shit, I don't know, I'm just a bitch.