to this day

when I was a kid I used to think that pork chops and Karate chops were the same thing and so sentence my grandma thought it was cute she let me keep doing it no big deal but one day when I realized that fat kids aren't supposed to chime trees I fell out of a tree and bruised the right side of my bodies and I didn't want to tell my grandma because I thought she'd be mad at me....

to be continued. ..:-)