"Bullets And Puzzles" (mafiafell papyrus x chubby reader)
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"Damn you sans...." He cursed under his breath. Sans is late for dinner... again.
Papyrus was almost used to this occurrence, ever since he met that little bar worker all he had been doing was running around for her.
He didn't understand the need to run around for someone. He personally thought it was a full waste of time, Sans had much more important things to worry and deal with. Not that he hated her, he found her quite nice company.
Besides the stupid puns and jokes she's been picking up from sans.
One of sans' most said and most irritating puns. "Sorry pal but i gotta' ton of thing's to do.... a SKELE-TON" he was cooking in the little workers kitchen, once he heard that leave her mouth he almost left the place.
He most definitely yelled at sans for "staining" the little humans humor. Only to be told he didn't tell her that one.
"papyrus!"
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