1 in 20 million

The boys are in town today. I have never been so excited in my whole life. Granted, I not a delusional teenager. I know it's a 1 in a million chance that they notice me at all. Hell it's a 1 in 20 millions chance according to their twitter followers. But hey, a girl can dream right.

That reminds me, HI, I'm Claire! And in case you don't already know, the boys I'm referring to are the One Direction boys. Yeah, slim to no chance, right?