Bad Taste (Part I) // Colby Brock
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  • Reads 510,920
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  • Parts 200
  • Time 19h 21m
Complete, First published Sep 11, 2020
Unrealistic Fanfiction ~ Vampires

Rebecca Woods thinks that love, lust, and romance don't exist. Or, at the very least, they don't keep the same company. So when she literally bumped into a handsome guy in the middle of a parking lot, she was extremely confused about the feelings stirring inside. 

So were those around the man on a mission, feeling the change in him the moment their eyes met. 

Both determined to prove their theories of a lack of love, they'll try to push each other away and futilely ignore what the universe is telling them. Of course, it is the universe, and what the universe says, goes.

~~~~~

My body acted on its own accord now. At a painfully slow pace, I stood up from my desk and walked around it. I took the coffee from his hand, placing the cup down on a far corner of the desk before grabbing his wrist and dragging him further into my office. Just the feeling of his wrist under my finger sent a thrill through me. 

I slammed shut my office door then did what any sane person would do: I hugged him. And he let me.

~~~~~

"He's not a fucking blood-sucking leech like the ones you hang out with. Just because you made that mistake doesn't mean I have."


#2 colbybrock 4th March 2021

This book will be very long, just to warn all you beautiful readers. There is a Part II you can find on my profile following on from chapter 200 (Sorry for the inconvenience).

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33 parts Complete Mature

Second Instalment of The Queen Series. Sequel to WARRIOR QUEEN. At last, Machae found her long-lost partner in crime, Kol Mikaelson, ended her decades long conquest. But he was not all she found, she also found Niklaus Mikaelson. Older brother of Kol, the Original Hybrid, the man who saw her more than just a cold ruthless killer...the very man who also broke her heart. So much had happened in one week, unforgettable 7 days, that is for sure. Unknowingly, the beginning of the new chapter of her life. Though she went back to Edinburgh and must resumed her Queen duties, more so with the looming threats hanging over her kingdom, she couldn't shake the hybrid off her head. More so, with his attempts in winning her heart. The empire she built based on a web of secrets and games she mastered. She might be on the top of the game now. But will she stays? • • • Wars are inevitable. Dangerous past threatens to destroy them all, destroy her. Her kingdom, the strongest force in Scotland to be reckoned with, will finally meet its match. Or rather meet her match. She's on top now. But afraid not, wheels are turning. Haunting faces from her past will resurfaces. All while her loved one luring her back into his safe arms, intoxicated presence, curing her from all her nightmares, yet with chaotic mess of his own. Will she choose her kingdom or her desire? Will she follow her head or her heart? • • • "It's always been you. You're the one for me, love." • • • DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE VAMPIRE DIARIES. ALL RIGHTS GO TO JULIC PLEC, L.J SMITH AND KEVIN WILLIAMSON. I CLAIMED FOR MY CHARACTER MACHAE ANTONOVA AND MY OWN PLOT.