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Let's Talk About Sarcasm

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Q)What is sarcasm ELIXER BUNNY-3?
ANS)Sarcasm,where the witty will have fun and the stupid won't get it.

SO this book actually include some sarcastic comments to deal with people who use less than 0.56 percent of their brain and keep bugging you so why don't we shut them up by giving them some legit burning and smartass sarcastic comebacks.

"CUZ WE ARE ROTTEN TO THE CORE" (refrence from descendants)

B/W GUYSSS FOLLOW ME.Feel free to comment,vote and shit like that....

SIGNING OUT,oh and one more thing you comment rude, you die hahaha KIDDING......really not kidding (evil laugh);)All Rights Reserved

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