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Diaries of The Laughing Wombat: from Mma fighter to plant medicine maestra

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I spent the better part of my life full time training/fighting/coaching with one of the toughest mma coach's & all male fight teams on the planet. Driven to see my sport go mainstream & make sure women evolve with it.

Ten years ago when it finally did, I was called away and led to Yaje. Where I would meet my twin counterpart; a indigenous Amazonian Secoya elder. I was shown we have been channeling plant songs for lifetimes, and asked  if I wanted to accept the agreement to do so in this life.

At first I didn't believe a non indigenous crazy O.C fighter girl was worthy of these songs, so resisted until I got so sick, it  was either step up or game over.

The La.W  is my personal journey transforming extreme darkness to light. Going from hate to love, The backwards way. Girded with laughter & love which would inevitably guide me home. 

Learning it's not who we "were" that matters, but rather who we "are" as we reinvent ourselves in each new now moment. 

When we stop giving our power away to others. We realize we have always had the power to accomplish & transform  ANYTHING "including" spontaneously heal ourselves.

Obviously, we cannot transform darkness without first having known it. So embracing our challenge(s), knowing they're self created, fulfilling a positive purpose. Puts us in the state to transform & experience them positively.All Rights Reserved

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