Damon Albarn's Thirst Quest
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Last published Fri, Sep 11, 2020
Damon's a SLUTTY BOY💦💦💦 and just CANT seem to keep it in his pants😐😐 his sister Jessica challenges him to a ✨THIRST QUEST✨ if he can't f👄ck at least 10 famous people by the end of the month, he has to leak a picture of his weenie teenie bo-beenie🌶🌶🌶
(I don't own blur or damon landksnxksnskdn)
(also this is a joke)
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