"𝓗𝓮𝔂 guys, two quick questions. Uh, number 1, what the fuck am I looking at? Number 2, can...Can we stop? Can we...can we not do this? For five seconds? ...𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄! 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐒?!" "𝓞𝓴. But this... is just divine... exquisite." "𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 happens when we squish your squishy hair?" "I'll bonk you. With a crowbar. Don't do it." "𝓢𝓮𝓮, sometimes, in life, you try and hit life with a '𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘤𝘩𝘢!', but then life decides to hit you with a '𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘤𝘩𝘢!'. You know what you do, in this predicament? When life hoochas you? You go AGAIN!" "𝓒𝓪𝓷'𝓽 spell '𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳' without '𝘈𝘮𝘦'." - ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Started ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥ - ˗ˏˋ 18, Sep, 2020'ˎ˗ - ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Ended ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥ - ˗ˏˋ ???'ˎ˗ ᴺᴼᵂ ᴾᴸᴬᵞᴵᴺᴳ : Non-Fiction 1:20 ───ㅇ───── 4:22 ↠ⁿᵉˣᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ↺ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ ⊜ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ A collection of self-indulgent vtuber oneshots to fuel the fandoms. Hololive, Nijisanji, VShojo, Independent? I don't care, send in requests and I'll do my best to fufill them. Honestly mostly Hololive but I am willing to change that. Cover art by mamaprofennn on Danbooru