JG: What takes you so long to make an appearance always? Me: Well apart from ruining papers and contributing to my share of increasing global warming, planning how to extinguish your useless existence without getting thrown into jail! Reality check: 1.Nothing that can remotely be construed as Art. 2.Something that might scar you for life. 3.Read Title. 4.Enter at your own risk. 5.Don't blame me.