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- Time 3h 31m
Ongoing, First published Sep 28, 2014
Mature
OH HI THERE! I'm going to have my first book to be a joke book. It isn't going to be only jokes, though, but also things that were funny, in my opinion, when I heard/read/thought of it. A lot of people have joke books, and some jokes are going to be the same, but that can not be avoided. That I have the same joke as someone else, doesn't mean that I stole it or read it in their book! Most jokes are from the internet or my friends (so credits to them of course) and some may be my idea, so don't bother hate on them because a friend told you that the other day, or your aunt posted the same on facebook. Anyways.. Enjoy❤️Public Domain
Table of contents
- InformationSun, Sep 28, 2014
- Adam and EveMon, Sep 29, 2014
- Bacon cakeMon, Sep 29, 2014
- Couples night outMon, Sep 29, 2014
- Cook and bakeMon, Sep 29, 2014
- PokerMon, Sep 29, 2014
- DinnerMon, Sep 29, 2014
- Pig inkMon, Sep 29, 2014
- AtchooMon, Sep 29, 2014
- GiftsMon, Sep 29, 2014
- WalmartMon, Sep 29, 2014
- It's on the houseTue, Sep 30, 2014
- WassupTue, Sep 30, 2014
- Online hamburgerTue, Sep 30, 2014
- Pickle it, go onTue, Sep 30, 2014
- Piano man's girlfriendTue, Sep 30, 2014
- Get the lawyer!Tue, Sep 30, 2014
- Drunk in churchTue, Sep 30, 2014
- Midnight snacksTue, Sep 30, 2014
- Irish "coincidence"Tue, Sep 30, 2014
- Ripped up pantsTue, Sep 30, 2014
- ElectrocutionTue, Sep 30, 2014
- A day..or notTue, Sep 30, 2014
- LapcaseWed, Oct 1, 2014
- Mah beerWed, Oct 1, 2014
- Remember?Wed, Oct 1, 2014
- Drunk drivingWed, Oct 1, 2014
- Dance contestWed, Oct 1, 2014
- I wasn't!Wed, Oct 1, 2014
- Really, milk?Wed, Oct 1, 2014
- Trust meWed, Oct 1, 2014
- Pay attention..Sat, Oct 4, 2014
- What's nine one one?Sat, Oct 4, 2014
- School aheadTue, Oct 7, 2014
- WarningMon, Oct 13, 2014
- Running fridgeTue, Oct 7, 2014
- Confusing englishTue, Oct 7, 2014
- 5 deadly terms used by a womanTue, Oct 7, 2014
- Dear sleep,Tue, Oct 7, 2014
- Party in da pantsTue, Oct 7, 2014
- ComplimentWed, Oct 8, 2014
- Play?Wed, Oct 8, 2014
- Popular with moneyWed, Oct 8, 2014
- UnbreakableWed, Oct 8, 2014
- HomeworkWed, Oct 8, 2014
- PunishmentWed, Oct 8, 2014
- Got any help?Wed, Oct 8, 2014
- Handwriting pen?Wed, Oct 8, 2014
- Done it by yourself?Wed, Oct 8, 2014
- Out on a dateWed, Oct 8, 2014
- Dead antWed, Oct 8, 2014
- Taxi dogWed, Oct 8, 2014
- Happiness is..Thu, Oct 9, 2014
- Color blindThu, Oct 9, 2014
- LarrotThu, Oct 9, 2014
- Driving failsThu, Oct 9, 2014
- I already got oneThu, Oct 9, 2014
- Shake the medsThu, Oct 9, 2014
- Going too fast brahTue, Oct 14, 2014
- Mickey AstronautThu, Oct 9, 2014
- Bravest in townThu, Oct 9, 2014
- Twice a marathonThu, Oct 9, 2014
- FashionThu, Oct 9, 2014
- M-o-u.. setrapThu, Oct 9, 2014
- The lights are onThu, Oct 9, 2014
- Math has problemsFri, Oct 10, 2014
- SleeplessFri, Oct 10, 2014
- I know everything now :DFri, Oct 10, 2014
- Two drunksFri, Oct 10, 2014
- More water!Fri, Oct 10, 2014
- Mr TubFri, Oct 10, 2014
- JohnsonFri, Oct 10, 2014
- Ms...?Fri, Oct 10, 2014
- I hid them!Fri, Oct 10, 2014
- NevverFri, Oct 10, 2014
- Not smartFri, Oct 10, 2014
- I don't like itFri, Oct 10, 2014
- FattySat, Oct 11, 2014
- The SimsSat, Oct 11, 2014
- GamersSat, Oct 11, 2014
- Road bananananana..Sat, Oct 11, 2014
- Realistic enoughSat, Oct 11, 2014
- Free healtcareSat, Oct 11, 2014
- Ash!Sat, Oct 11, 2014
- Too much time spentSat, Oct 11, 2014
- The plumber problemSat, Oct 11, 2014
- Get in hereSat, Oct 11, 2014
- Lower and lowerSat, Oct 11, 2014
- I'm lonelySat, Oct 11, 2014
- Why!?Sat, Oct 11, 2014
- Break's overSat, Oct 11, 2014
- Money goneSat, Oct 11, 2014
- Not in a rowSat, Oct 11, 2014
- What happened?Sat, Oct 11, 2014
- Reading in a unique waySat, Oct 11, 2014
- Precious collectionSat, Oct 11, 2014
- I dunnoSat, Oct 11, 2014
- Little monkeySat, Oct 11, 2014
- Fish tankSat, Oct 11, 2014
- VengeanceSat, Oct 11, 2014
- It's not thereSat, Oct 11, 2014
- Popcorn nutsSat, Oct 11, 2014
- Horror storySat, Oct 11, 2014
- Stupid teacherSat, Oct 11, 2014
- Little Johnny and the grimaceSat, Oct 11, 2014
- Abc.. and so onSat, Oct 11, 2014
- Not long enoughSat, Oct 11, 2014
- PoemSat, Oct 11, 2014
- The JimSat, Oct 11, 2014
- Perfect eyesightSat, Oct 11, 2014
- Falling into dark placesSat, Oct 11, 2014
- Support plzSat, Oct 11, 2014
- Part everythingSat, Oct 11, 2014
- Held down by boobsSat, Oct 11, 2014
- Don't do thatSun, Oct 12, 2014
- Best friends fall.. laughingSun, Oct 12, 2014
- 100% effortSun, Oct 12, 2014
- Human brainsSun, Oct 12, 2014
- Food monsterSun, Oct 12, 2014
- Could have been here soonerSun, Oct 12, 2014
- You wanted itSun, Oct 12, 2014
- Four food groupsSun, Oct 12, 2014
- Kitchen bedMon, Oct 13, 2014
- WarningMon, Oct 13, 2014
- Like a balloonMon, Oct 13, 2014
- Chuck kills stuffMon, Oct 13, 2014
- Chuck doesn't do thatMon, Oct 13, 2014
- Transfer tha painMon, Oct 13, 2014
- CarrieMon, Oct 13, 2014
- An appleMon, Oct 13, 2014
- Ben beenMon, Oct 13, 2014
- Batman?Mon, Oct 13, 2014
- Balanced mealTue, Oct 14, 2014
- FailureTue, Oct 14, 2014
- Go grandpaTue, Oct 14, 2014
- THANK YOU!!Tue, Oct 14, 2014
- ElemelonsTue, Oct 14, 2014
- WhineTue, Oct 14, 2014
- 4 parrots having a normal conversationTue, Oct 14, 2014
- AuchTue, Oct 14, 2014
- Sics sjots off wodcaTue, Oct 14, 2014
- Lousy haircutTue, Oct 14, 2014
- Going too fast, brahTue, Oct 14, 2014
- Flies and fliettesTue, Oct 14, 2014
- AAAUUUUGHHHHTue, Oct 14, 2014
- Nooo menTue, Oct 14, 2014
- Genie is thinking..Tue, Oct 14, 2014
- Try againTue, Oct 14, 2014
- PharmacistTue, Oct 14, 2014
- Long, awkward notesTue, Oct 14, 2014
- Jewelry does the workTue, Oct 14, 2014
- Poor JohnnieWed, Oct 15, 2014
- Powerfull fartWed, Oct 15, 2014
- Dark thingsWed, Oct 15, 2014
- Dog?Wed, Oct 15, 2014
- Skirt unzippigWed, Oct 15, 2014
- Unfaithful manWed, Oct 15, 2014
- Toothbrushes are handyWed, Oct 15, 2014
- Info: Dirty jokes alertWed, Oct 15, 2014
- Black testiclesWed, Oct 15, 2014
- Elephant and camelWed, Oct 15, 2014
- A Mother's LetterWed, Oct 15, 2014
- Brilliant old ladyWed, Oct 15, 2014
- Dumb nude peopleWed, Oct 15, 2014
- Passing the bulletsWed, Oct 15, 2014
- Grill buttsWed, Oct 15, 2014
- White PorchWed, Oct 15, 2014
- Dad enjoying some stuffWed, Oct 15, 2014
- You're drunk..Wed, Oct 15, 2014
- You drank my deathWed, Oct 15, 2014
- What!?Thu, Oct 16, 2014
- Under the beltThu, Oct 16, 2014
- Nice houseThu, Oct 16, 2014
- Many many many of themThu, Oct 16, 2014
- I'm going in..Thu, Oct 16, 2014
- I usually fall ofThu, Oct 16, 2014
- I dun like that!Thu, Oct 16, 2014
- Laughed to deathThu, Oct 16, 2014
- Doctor..?Thu, Oct 16, 2014
- That's your faultThu, Oct 16, 2014
- Shitty ideasFri, Oct 17, 2014
- Let's multiply..Fri, Oct 17, 2014
- Fire himFri, Oct 17, 2014
- "This one's a bitch"Fri, Oct 17, 2014
- Where did they go?Fri, Oct 17, 2014
- Father? FATHER?!Fri, Oct 17, 2014
- FBI chopping woodFri, Oct 17, 2014
- Not this partFri, Oct 17, 2014
- PuzzykatzFri, Oct 17, 2014
- It says I got mail!Fri, Oct 17, 2014
- Is it because I'm blonde?Fri, Oct 17, 2014
- I have twoFri, Oct 17, 2014
- ShavingFri, Oct 17, 2014
- StarbucksFri, Oct 17, 2014
- You're pitching..Fri, Oct 17, 2014
- "Get the quarter back!"Fri, Oct 17, 2014
- A little bus driverFri, Oct 17, 2014
- I bet at everythingFri, Oct 17, 2014
- The other sideFri, Oct 17, 2014
- Fire..Sat, Oct 18, 2014
- Beautiful womenSat, Oct 18, 2014
- He doesn't listen!Sat, Oct 18, 2014
- Is it yours?Sat, Oct 18, 2014
- What did she roll?Sat, Oct 18, 2014
- Now we waitSat, Oct 18, 2014
- I know youSat, Oct 18, 2014
- Iron your dress, womanSat, Oct 18, 2014
- Would you..Sat, Oct 18, 2014
- You can't do thatSat, Oct 18, 2014
- It spreadsSat, Oct 18, 2014
- A minuteSat, Oct 18, 2014
- CoincidenceSun, Oct 19, 2014
- I just did itSun, Oct 19, 2014
- Three boats and a helicopterSun, Oct 19, 2014
- He's lyingSun, Oct 19, 2014
- I'm moving backSun, Oct 19, 2014
- No cornersSun, Oct 19, 2014
- Use two coatsSun, Oct 19, 2014
- A couple of why'sSun, Oct 19, 2014
- I stepped out!Sun, Oct 19, 2014
- What next?Sun, Oct 19, 2014
- I didn't know she worked hereSun, Oct 19, 2014
- Always..Sun, Oct 19, 2014
- Go now for Gods sakeSun, Oct 19, 2014
- I married you sisterSun, Oct 19, 2014
- I have nothing left!Sun, Oct 19, 2014
- You're blondeSun, Oct 19, 2014
- "He makes it"+informationSun, Oct 19, 2014
- You goSun, Oct 19, 2014
- I thought it always was like thatSun, Oct 19, 2014
- Cereal KillerSun, Oct 19, 2014
- What if the seal is broken?Sun, Oct 19, 2014
- I don't careSun, Oct 19, 2014
- English kills youSun, Oct 19, 2014
- What did I say about it?Sun, Oct 19, 2014
- Leave me alone!Mon, Oct 20, 2014
- Wow!Mon, Oct 20, 2014
- That's hardMon, Oct 20, 2014
- Glass wallMon, Oct 20, 2014
- We don'tMon, Oct 20, 2014
- I did as you saidMon, Oct 20, 2014
- Drink whiskeyTue, Oct 21, 2014
- Ha ha ha!Tue, Oct 21, 2014
- I was hurt..Tue, Oct 21, 2014
- No one can see me.. right?Tue, Oct 21, 2014
- No eyesTue, Oct 21, 2014
- I was the only oneTue, Oct 21, 2014
- MBBS Final ExamsThu, Oct 23, 2014
- Too shaaarpThu, Oct 23, 2014
- Two assholesThu, Oct 23, 2014
- Shut up!Thu, Oct 23, 2014
- Salt sea..Thu, Oct 23, 2014
- First murder caseSat, Oct 25, 2014
- No great lossSat, Oct 25, 2014
- I'm here for..Sat, Oct 25, 2014
- I can if you canSat, Oct 25, 2014
- Cover and no coverSat, Oct 25, 2014
- Good NightSat, Oct 25, 2014
- Ralp Lauren, Chanel aaaand.. BroccoliSat, Oct 25, 2014
- I burpedSat, Oct 25, 2014
- AIDS..?Sun, Oct 26, 2014
- I'm tiredSun, Oct 26, 2014
- Do NOT give her backSun, Oct 26, 2014
- He can't do either..Sun, Oct 26, 2014
- Then why do you give a shit?Sun, Oct 26, 2014
- You have twoSun, Oct 26, 2014
- Past tense!!Sun, Oct 26, 2014
- Psycho The RapistSun, Oct 26, 2014
- So weird o.oSun, Oct 26, 2014
- I DID NOT KNOW THATSun, Oct 26, 2014
- I said that c: dun wurryWed, Oct 29, 2014
- Let's work with thatWed, Oct 29, 2014
- Let's agreeWed, Oct 29, 2014
- XoxoxxxWed, Oct 29, 2014
- Measuring SuccessWed, Oct 29, 2014
- Free demoWed, Oct 29, 2014
- Omg so many answersWed, Oct 29, 2014
- Directions from a penisWed, Oct 29, 2014
- Hair spray :DWed, Oct 29, 2014
- Give me the fence!Wed, Oct 29, 2014
- It was all these trees!Thu, Oct 30, 2014
- Lovely chickenThu, Oct 30, 2014
- Men..Thu, Oct 30, 2014
- A saddle hornThu, Oct 30, 2014
- Tell him yourselfThu, Oct 30, 2014
- Listen closely!Thu, Oct 30, 2014
- SurprisingThu, Oct 30, 2014
- Frosted flakesThu, Oct 30, 2014
- I'm glad I brought himThu, Oct 30, 2014
- Lick the lampThu, Oct 30, 2014
- Condom sloganSun, Nov 2, 2014
- B-4Sun, Nov 2, 2014
- Let's pretend we're marriedSun, Nov 2, 2014
- FatherMon, Nov 3, 2014
- Where!?Mon, Nov 3, 2014
- Learn now!Mon, Nov 3, 2014
- The neighbors didMon, Nov 3, 2014
- I dun fink soMon, Nov 3, 2014
- AbsolutelyMon, Nov 3, 2014
- Damn liar!Mon, Nov 3, 2014
- Better health planTue, Nov 4, 2014
- LiterallyTue, Nov 4, 2014
- Time to go homeTue, Nov 4, 2014
- ApplauseTue, Nov 4, 2014
- I'm responsibleTue, Nov 4, 2014
- Both of them!..*facepalm*Tue, Nov 4, 2014
- Guilty???Tue, Nov 4, 2014
- It worksSun, Nov 9, 2014
- Who's that guy?Sun, Nov 9, 2014
- Dead skunkSun, Nov 9, 2014
- Nothing!Sun, Nov 9, 2014
- Go aheadSun, Nov 9, 2014
- Soap soap soap.. paperSun, Nov 9, 2014
- Black n whiteSun, Nov 9, 2014
- I didn't think thatSun, Nov 9, 2014
- Drunken lying EnglishmanFri, Nov 28, 2014
- 10k??Fri, Nov 28, 2014
- Piano pornFri, Nov 28, 2014
- You're the fatherFri, Nov 28, 2014
- 10 ways to annoy peopleFri, Nov 28, 2014
- I'm comingFri, Nov 28, 2014
- The thing behind your braFri, Nov 28, 2014
- God bless the foodFri, Nov 28, 2014
- It's like a babyFri, Nov 28, 2014
- Always be truthfulFri, Nov 28, 2014
- Have you ever wondered..Fri, Nov 28, 2014
- 10 things that are dirty in golf, but really aren'tFri, Nov 28, 2014
- Long division!!Fri, Nov 28, 2014
- I can't do thatFri, Nov 28, 2014
- Fart footballFri, Nov 28, 2014
- You're number six todaySat, Nov 29, 2014
- You can be JesusSat, Nov 29, 2014
- I'm homesickSat, Nov 29, 2014
- Turner BrownSat, Nov 29, 2014
- Rubix penisSat, Nov 29, 2014
- New cover?Mon, Dec 1, 2014
- Jack offFri, Dec 5, 2014
- I don't want either of themFri, Dec 5, 2014
- 69, 68.. NOFri, Dec 5, 2014
- He's gotten so dumbFri, Dec 5, 2014
- Soooo many boats that I can't evenSat, Dec 13, 2014
- Women VS HurricanesSat, Dec 13, 2014
- Does NOT countSat, Dec 13, 2014
- Jesus Christ!Sat, Dec 13, 2014
- DrowningSat, Dec 13, 2014
- I'll waitSat, Dec 13, 2014
- You're a jerk when you're drunkSat, Dec 13, 2014
- Losing your loadSat, Dec 13, 2014
- Safe driver.. HAHSat, Dec 13, 2014
- Deaf neighborsSat, Dec 13, 2014
- Boy or girl?Sun, Dec 21, 2014
- Grandpa paysMon, Dec 22, 2014
- God is missingMon, Dec 22, 2014
- Kissing your cheekMon, Dec 22, 2014
- Ten dollars it isTue, Dec 23, 2014
- Sister?Fri, Dec 26, 2014
- Weee!Fri, Dec 26, 2014
- Moving!!Fri, Dec 26, 2014
- Why not keep him?Fri, Dec 26, 2014
- I'm installing itFri, Dec 26, 2014
- H to OSun, Dec 28, 2014
- Just wait a minuteMon, Jan 5, 2015
- You did it!Mon, Jan 5, 2015
- Get up!Mon, Jan 5, 2015
- Wrong numberMon, Jan 5, 2015
- No farts :'(Mon, Jan 5, 2015
- Liberal DemocratTue, Jan 13, 2015
- I'll never forget youSun, Jan 25, 2015
- You knowSun, Jan 25, 2015
- Never again!Sun, Jan 25, 2015
- JerksSun, Jan 25, 2015
- UNDA DA SEASun, Jan 25, 2015
- Hand jobs?Sun, Jan 25, 2015
- Colors describe a lotSun, Jan 25, 2015
- WHATSun, Jan 25, 2015
- It turned into stoneSun, Jan 25, 2015
- The blind manSun, Jan 25, 2015
- 16 wivesSun, Jan 25, 2015
- She sneezed.. oh yehSun, Jan 25, 2015
- Squirrels?Mon, Feb 2, 2015
- 3 doors, 3 sinnersMon, Feb 2, 2015
- A terrible book!Mon, Feb 2, 2015
- Take the pictureMon, Feb 2, 2015
- Unzipped trousersMon, Feb 2, 2015
- 6 feet?Mon, Feb 2, 2015
- Knocking on the door like a bossMon, Feb 2, 2015
- PoemMon, Feb 2, 2015
- Asshole lawyersMon, Feb 2, 2015
- Where did you hide it?Mon, Feb 2, 2015
- Not mad anymoreMon, Feb 2, 2015
- Thx o.oWed, Feb 4, 2015
- Ahh, my homelandSun, Feb 8, 2015
- Lil' HubbyMon, Feb 9, 2015
- Burglary!Mon, Feb 9, 2015
- ComingMon, Feb 9, 2015
- Goddamn these ducksMon, Feb 9, 2015
- Jay LenoMon, Feb 9, 2015
- Lemme have someMon, Feb 9, 2015
- My backpackMon, Feb 9, 2015
- F**k youMon, Feb 9, 2015
- Rechecking my answersMon, Feb 23, 2015
- What is it?Wed, Mar 4, 2015
- Teeny tiny updateWed, Mar 4, 2015
- Dumb, dumber.. ughWed, Mar 4, 2015
- My businessWed, Mar 4, 2015
- Great door signs:Wed, Mar 4, 2015
- Kill the birdWed, Mar 4, 2015
- Left outsideWed, Mar 4, 2015
- Prostitute houseThu, Mar 5, 2015
- I know what you've been doing >:DThu, Mar 5, 2015
- Goin' outThu, Mar 5, 2015
- Praise the lordThu, Mar 5, 2015
- Schoolteacher revengeFri, Mar 6, 2015
- A chance!Sat, Mar 7, 2015
- MouthwashSat, Mar 7, 2015
- Fellow blondesMon, Mar 9, 2015
- PotatoMon, Mar 9, 2015
- Go homeMon, Mar 9, 2015
- The capitalMon, Mar 9, 2015
- Oh noooWed, Mar 11, 2015
- Loosen the gripThu, Mar 12, 2015
- SuppliesThu, Mar 12, 2015
- AdmiringSat, Mar 14, 2015
- Serious businessSat, Mar 14, 2015
- Wife wantedSat, Mar 14, 2015
- Perfect eyesightSat, Mar 14, 2015
- I am mad!Sat, Mar 14, 2015
- Special daySat, Mar 14, 2015
- Marry 'em allSun, Mar 15, 2015
- Killed the pigSun, Mar 15, 2015
- GirlfriendsWed, Mar 18, 2015
- He should not have done that!Wed, Mar 18, 2015
- Mad CowThu, Mar 19, 2015
- M&M's, Campbell Soup and FordThu, Mar 19, 2015
- Bit myselfThu, Mar 19, 2015
- They got 'emThu, Mar 19, 2015
- Season pass?Sat, Mar 28, 2015
- CompetitionSat, Mar 28, 2015
- TradingSat, Mar 28, 2015
- Men got it allSat, Mar 28, 2015
- 18 blondes and a movieSat, Apr 4, 2015
- The balconySat, Apr 4, 2015
- I'm a genieSat, Apr 4, 2015
- Monthly installmentsSat, Apr 4, 2015
- Female fairiesMon, Apr 6, 2015
- I COULD buy it if I..Mon, Apr 6, 2015
- Annoying familyMon, Apr 6, 2015
- Sexual lifelessonsMon, Apr 6, 2015
- Make up your mindMon, Apr 6, 2015
- 99 condomsMon, Apr 6, 2015
- He don't look too goodMon, Apr 6, 2015
- I don't knowWed, Apr 8, 2015
- Name themWed, Apr 8, 2015
- WhorehouseWed, Apr 8, 2015
- ClockWed, Apr 8, 2015
- TV?Wed, Apr 15, 2015
- Half a million of bad luckWed, Apr 15, 2015
- EmptyWed, Apr 15, 2015
- Back to prisonWed, Apr 15, 2015
- Doctor DateMon, May 4, 2015
- 3RR0RMon, May 4, 2015
- CoincidencesMon, May 4, 2015
- Liver and CheeseMon, May 4, 2015
- RUNMon, May 4, 2015
- Perfect shotMon, May 4, 2015
- Good (better) cookTue, May 5, 2015
- Them inches thoughMon, May 4, 2015
- Def; Nurse'Tue, May 26, 2015
- 80 years and pregnantTue, May 26, 2015
- Old ladiesTue, May 26, 2015
- Are you a man?Tue, May 26, 2015
- Long and hardTue, May 26, 2015
- Kill virginityTue, May 26, 2015
- It's not hardTue, May 26, 2015
- Ghost? Goat? Woot?Tue, May 26, 2015
- You're healthyTue, May 26, 2015
- Made in JapanTue, May 26, 2015
- I just wanna punch youTue, May 26, 2015
- New joke bookTue, May 26, 2015
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