"I think I had like multiple strokes while reading that" - A friend on Discord, Sept. 13th, 2020 This is literally just some old, cringey jokefic I wrote back in 2019 shipping Kermit with Blue from Pokémon, except I "improved" it using a Discord bot. Original in second chapter if anyone wants to experience that too. And yes, I drew that *wonderful* cover art myself. Probably didn't even take 20 minutes.