Random one-shots

Please don't read this, I'm begging you.

Blah blah blah
You may not pass
Do whatever the fuck you want
You're all little shits who can't choose good stuff to read
The first chapters are old and I don't plan on rewriting them, so skip to my less strategically named chapters, they should be newer.
Should be Greedy, and... Actually that's it, I didn't write much
It's your own damn fault if you don't like it
I warned you