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Last published Fri, Oct 16, 2020

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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒌𝒖𝒓𝒔-𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒓𝒆: 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚, 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓. 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆? 𝑶𝒏𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒓𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒊𝒕. 𝑶𝒏𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒕. 𝑶𝒏𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒋𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒎. 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒂 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒃𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚. 𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒖𝒏𝒇𝒐𝒍𝒅? 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒂𝒍, 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒅, 𝒐𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒋𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏? 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝑰 𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏-𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒌𝒖𝒓'𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒚 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒐 𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅. 𝑳𝒆𝒕'𝒔 𝒅𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒌𝒖𝒓𝒔. »»-----　✼　-----«« 𝑻𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒌𝒖𝒓𝒔 »»-----　✼　-----««
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{Illustrated} Once upon a time Pagne planned parties in a palace of fungus, now he is planning a revolution. Success requires a cunning plan, hinging on the element of surprise, careful catering, and colourful costumes. However, an unfortunate series of events involving a piece of leather, an abundance of socks, and a persnickety rat threatens to crash his greatest party yet. Genre: Humour/Fantasy (Parody) NBR Battle of the chapters (world building) winner Prism awards 2018 fantasy first place
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𝕳𝖊𝖎𝖗𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖐𝖍𝖆𝖓 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖐 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖑𝖎 ...✿ ❥ 𓆩༢࿔ྀુ ❥ 𝑼𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒊 𝒑𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒅 𝒌𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒏𝒂 𝒔𝒊𝒌𝒉𝒂𝒚𝒂 𝒕𝒉𝒂.. 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒚𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒑𝒂𝒏 𝒈𝒖𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒂 𝒘𝒐 𝒈𝒉𝒂𝒓 𝒖𝒏𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒉𝒊 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒚𝒂 𝒕𝒉𝒂.. 𝑾𝒐 𝒂𝒑𝒏𝒆 𝒉𝒊 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒋𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝑮𝒉𝒂𝒓 𝒃𝒂𝒔𝒂𝒚𝒂 𝒕𝒉𝒂.. ⡶⢦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡴⢦ ⠀⣷⡀⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⢀⣾ ⢾⠉⠳⢤⣄⠙⠳⢦⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡴⠞⠋⣠⡴⠞⠉⡇ ⢸⡷⠦⠄⢠⡶⠒⢦⠈⢳⡀⢠⡟⠁⡴⠲⢦⡀⠠⠴⢾⡁ ⠈⠷⣤⣤⡼⣆⡘⠋⢀⡼⠁⠘⣧⡀⠛⢂⣼⢧⣤⣤⠾⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠋⠁
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𝘈 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘈𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘵𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥, 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴. ✿𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙎✿ ᯓᴀɢᴇ ɢᴀᴘ ᯓᴇɴᴇᴍɪᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ ᯓɢʀᴜᴍᴘʏ × ꜱᴜɴꜱʜɪɴᴇ ᯓᴀʀʀᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴀɢᴇ ᯓᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴛʏ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ ᯓᴘʀᴏꜰᴇꜱꜱᴏʀ × ꜱᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ
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🦋𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓻𝓪'𝓼🦋 🅐 🅜🅤🅛🅣🅘🅒🅞🅤🅟🅛🅔 🅑🅞🅞🅚 𝑀𝑎𝑙ℎ𝑜𝑡𝑟𝑎'𝑠 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑝 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑛 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ 𝑏𝑢𝑖𝑠𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑.𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑓𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔. 𝑇ℎ𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑙ℎ𝑜𝑡𝑟𝑎 ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟𝑠 𝑎𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑠ℎ ,𝑚𝑎ℎ𝑖𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑘𝑠𝑎𝑡ℎ,𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑚 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑙𝑎𝑤𝑦𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑎...𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑑'𝑛𝑡 𝑤𝑜𝑛,𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔.... 𝑆𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑏𝑢𝑖𝑠𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑡𝑦𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑎,ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑟𝑢𝑑𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑡 𝑡𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 ℎ𝑖𝑚.ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑝𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑎𝑑 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠...... 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑟𝑑 𝑜𝑛𝑒 ,𝑚𝑎𝑓𝑖𝑎 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑢𝑖𝑠𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑡𝑦𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑎.ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑔𝑙𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟.
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