Misery, you and everything blue

What does life have in store for Suzy? Deaths,heartbreak,losses,depression etc etc...... nope she's a walking-kick-in-the-balls-badass-bitch.......but not so....rich
"Oh hell nah, I'm not doing any thing for the next two weeks you old wretch!!! Just because you let me live in your damned house doesn't mean I have to clean your shit....and if I'm gonna do that, I need some ~moola......"
*insert sponge bob voice* ~10 minutes later......Here I was alone on the footpath, bag on the side,sucking on a popsicle, regretting everything I said to that old cow......