Naruto memes
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just read it honestly, there's some good stuff in here. This is probably never going to end untill I say so. Spoiler warnings for for some people. This book is for joke purposes and for your enjoyment. Language warning.
Edit: Lmao forgot I had this app so I'm gonna say this till i forget it exist again, my publishing schedule is absolutely complete trash. So don't expect regular updated every single day ight? Ight.
Edit 2: this is complete I just don't know how to complete a story 💀
Edit 3: I'm literally an idiot and this story now has the completed mark after 4 years 💀😭
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