Naruto memes
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Complete Sun, Feb 27, 2022<5 mins
just read it honestly, there's some good stuff in here. This is probably never going to end untill I say so. Spoiler warnings for for some people. This book is for joke purposes and for your enjoyment. Language warning.
Edit: Lmao forgot I had this app so I'm gonna say this till i forget it exist again, my publishing schedule is absolutely complete trash. So don't expect regular updated every single day ight? Ight.
Edit 2: this is complete I just don't know how to complete a story 💀
Edit 3: I'm literally an idiot and this story now has the completed mark after 4 years 💀😭
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•This is basically a smut-book at this point •Ignore spelling mistakes, i'm too lazy to proofread •Yes, the quality of the one-shots does improve slightly the further you read, but honestly i hate this so read at ur own risk lmao- •Completed :)Complete
✔︎ Sakura's Moronic Best Friends (1/2)
• DO NOT READ THIS STORY IF YOU DON'T LIKE MULTISAKU. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ★ Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor the story. It is written by OfPaintAndOil. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* 🆂🆄🅼🅼🅰🆁🆈: Naruto and Sasuke have a habit of kidnapping Sakura. Usually, this isn't horrible, but this time the morons take her to the one place she refuses to go to: the Uchiha mansion. So the morons better run now, because if she's still alive after the perverted advances of the Uchihas and the Akatsuki, she's gonna kill them. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ✾Written By: OfPaintAndOil *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ❖ Includes: ➻MultiSaku ➻Sakura getting kidnapped ➻Naruto and Sasuke as morons ➻Closet pervert Itachi ➻Madara acting like Tobi ➻Tobi being a good boy ➻Pein still being himself ➻Black Zetsu having a biting fetish ➻Hidan as Hidan ➻Kakuzu as Kakuzu ➻Sasori being flirty ➻Deidara being Deidara ➻Obito being Obito ➻Mikoto trying to get Sakura to marry one of her sons ➻And so much more! *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ➳Cover is made by me! *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* © All Rights ReservedComplete
The Uchiha Burden (Chidori Heart Sequel)
"Naruto!" Sasuke gasped. "Have you seen Sakura?" "That's..." Kakashi cut Naruto off with his hand, waving him down. "That's actually why we came here... actually." Kakashi said. "Until further notice; your mission that you were to go on is not happening." Sasuke just looked at Kakashi, he wasn't known for stopping a mission unless something terrible was happening. "What happened to my Fiance..." Sasuke murmured. He wanted to inch his hand to his sword. He wanted something physical to attack. His anger was smothered in fear. "What would you think Karin would want with Sakura...?" Kakashi murmured. Kairn? What did she have to do with any of this. "I... I honestly wouldn't know... I don't keep up with them anymore. Why?" "Because Sakura was reported to be knocked out in a red headed girls arms just this morning, they tried to catch up to her, but failed." Kakashi murmured, Naruto grabbed Sasuke's arms and pinned them to his sides. Everyone knew Sasuke was about to act irrationally. Sasuke was wordless, he didn't know what to do. His mind raced. They couldn't catch up to Karin? They couldn't save her? He knew there was something they weren't telling him. "What the fuck.... you told me she was safe in this damn village!" Sasuke yelled. He pulled against Naruto, trying to free himself. "You told me to trust you damn it!" "Naruto..." Kakashi murmured. "I'm sorry Sasuke..." He mumbled from behind him. The last thing Sasuke remembered was Naruto hitting the back of his neck. So I guess this is how Sakura felt... ------- Uchiha Burden is a spin off from Chidori Heart. Sakura cant stand all of the relationships that are happening while Sasuke is gone, but when Sasuke comes home, it triggers more events then any of them ever expected. You wouldnt think an Uchiha would be such a burdenComplete
Their Pink Secretary
OneShot ||Completed|| ☆ This story is centered around our beautiful secretary, Haruno Sakura. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* S⃣U⃣M⃣M⃣A⃣R⃣Y⃣ : People often wondered why Haruno Sakura would hate her job. It paid well, got good benefits, reasonable hours, and paid vacations. What people didn't know that the seven billionaires who ran the whole thing seemed to have a strange obsession with the pink haired girl. And sitting in a conference room with the said men feeling their lustful gazes on her back was not the pleasant morning she had in mind. She would be lucky if she came out of this job still a virgin. Let us pray for Sakura. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* • This story is written by ShelbySabaku. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* ★ Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* © All Rights ReservedComplete
The Raven haired boy (Sasuke X Reader)
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Revenge
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How It All Ended (SasuNaru story)
This story takes place in the Boruto series, earlier on in it. Starting just before Jigen's arrival. This is where Sasuke and Naruto have come to the conclusion they love each other. After a terrifying moment. Realization kicked in. This story does contain smut. (SasukeandNaruto) and if you don't like it don't read it! 🤭 My writing skills are not excellent but i do believe this is worth the read. Also im very strict on details regarding the actual Anime so this does stick pretty close in detail. There are a few things that are not completely accurate, including but not limited to, Sasuke does have his other arm...for obvious reasons. Please be nice! Thank you in advance for reading. I noticed a lot of people are adding this to their ongoing stories list, but I can assure you this story is complete unless someone asks me to continue it. **I do not own any rights to Naruto or the Boruto series.** ***I do not own any pictures and i don't know the creator of any of them unless mentioned*** Thank you again! 😊 Key: (Kuso-Damn it...Tou-Cha-Dad...Baka-Stupid...)Complete
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J A D E
The war is over. Yet, only one left alive is her. A girl, they never paid enough attention to. A girl, who is to be sent in time and change the whole history. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nothing. There is nothing left behind, but corpses scattered around. Blood. They are all dead, because once again, I have failed to save them. Once again, I disappointed everyone around me. Once again, I am the only one, who is left behind, alone. I thought, no, I believed that I have improved. I believed that I have changed, caught up to my peers, became strong enough to stand side-by-side with them. Yet, evidence is here, all around me. They are all dead, leaving me only one alive. I bite my bottom lip, fighting tears that are pooling in my eyes. I have failed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Story Rankings : #1 in #Sakura #1 in #SakuraHaruno #1 in #Shippuden #4 in #Akatsuki #1 in #Haruno #4 in #Konoha #71 in #NarutoComplete
•This is basically a smut-book at this point •Ignore spelling mistakes, i'm too lazy to proofread •Yes, the quality of the one-shots does improve slightly the further you read, but honestly i hate this so read at ur own risk lmao- •Completed :)
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