Vampires Suck
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Last published Fri, Nov 13, 2020
Madelyn Valarie Woods would describe her self as an edgy vampire kid, extending to her freaky Tumblr blog all about them. well as the trope goes turns out vampires aren't fake. what will she do when she get her knees stolen and shoved through a portal to the Necklace oops I mean Nexus.
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I SWEAR THIS IS SERIOUS.
hi to divert from weird klance content heres a vampire story that me and my friend Taylor came up with. its honestly really fun to do I swear that this is actually real not our clownery.
Taylor - Just get through the first couple paragraphs. It gets better I swear :) Also I know that we troll a lot but we genuinely think you'll enjoy it if you like this type of thing.
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