The Things I Hate About Myself
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This book was inspired by the time I sat down and my nipple went into my belly button. Expect nothing. *** I will aim to add to this book every month * PLEASE HELP WITH ANY GRAMMATICAL AND SPELLING ISSUES YOU FIND.
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