Sonic x Shrek: Layers of Love

Shrek is an outcast, ridiculed and bullied mercilessly by his peers just because of his appearance. Every night he cries himself to sleep, and every day he waits for his abusive mother to wake him up. His life is an endless cycle of pain and suffering, but there's one person who makes him forget all of that. His name?

Sonic, Sonic the hedgehog.

But he wouldn't ever stand a chance with him. Sonic was the most popular boy in their high-school, and Shrek? He was just a loser that didn't deserve the blue blur.

However, his thoughts are proven to be wrong when one special thing happens on one very special day...

(This whole thing is satire, just in case you didn't know.)