"Big Scary Monster"
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MatureOngoing11m
Last published Thu, Sep 17, 2020
(Content Warning: gore + language)
We all know the stories about vampires falling for a human. They're usually edgy and sad. And they're usually targeted at straight women.
And I'm here to mix things up.
Follow along a light-hearted series of tales about a 400+ year old vampire and her cinnamon roll farmer girlfriend. No angsty character deaths. No stressful vampire war. Just a couple of disaster gays living their best lives and being domestic. In these trying times, we could all use a little sweetness.
Feel free to leave suggestions. I'm always open to new ideas.
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