How Not to Vampire - Season 2 - Rodney V. Smith - Wattpad

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Reads 5,581
Votes 734
Parts 22
Time 4h 56m

iamRodneyVSmith

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When you're a vampire, death is something that happens to other people. Now the only thing Bob wants is to get revenge on Sebastien, the lustrous-haired, girlfriend-stealing, drug-dealing sonofabitch who murdered him.
    
    Bob continues to break the vampires laws, but this time he's got an ally in the enigmatic Countess Vera as he seeks murderous revenge on newly turned vampire Sebastien. Revenge may have to wait as he tries to convince the deadly vampire Beatrice to train him. Nobody ever mentioned that vampires have to hold down a day job.
    
    NEW CHAPTERS WEEKLY on FRIDAYS! (25 in total)
    (50,000-75,000 words)All Rights Reserved

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When you're a vampire, death is something that happens to other people. Now the only thing Bob wants is to get revenge on Sebastien, the lustrous-haired, girlfriend-stealing, drug-dealing sonofabitch who murdered him.
    
    Bob continues to break the vampires laws, but this time he's got an ally in the enigmatic Countess Vera as he seeks murderous revenge on newly turned vampire Sebastien. Revenge may have to wait as he tries to convince the deadly vampire Beatrice to train him. Nobody ever mentioned that vampires have to hold down a day job.
    
    NEW CHAPTERS WEEKLY on FRIDAYS! (25 in total)
    (50,000-75,000 words)

22 parts

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