The Annoying Orange Accident

This all started when our 'good friend' J. Man decide to not pay attention to his surroundings.

Hi, my name is Wolfe. Strange name right? Well ask the author.

"Hey! I made this up in 3rd grade so don't judge me-"

Anyways... You see, as you know the one that we're helping is J.Man. One of the Hero's of our town, including Flame, (It's a she) Ninja kid (A dude)and me. Did I mention that I'm a girl?
Now, I know. HOW DID THIS ALL HAPPEN?
I'll tell you how... SOME IDIOT DECIDED TO PUT THE CHEMICALS AND POTION FRIDGE AND THE NORMAL FRIDGE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH-OTHER IN THE KITCHEN! IN THE F*CKING KITCHEN!!
Ok, calm down Wolfe.

Join our adventure as we experience pain and random humor that makes no sense unless you know the author.

Will you embark on this journey with us and watch us suffer with me breaking the fourth wall all the time? Or would you skip over this because you just wanted to find BL? Cause that's what I would do.

*POOF*
"aAaAAAaAa!!! Oh, it's just you Ninja Kid."
"Who else would you think it would be? Anyways, the shows about to start! C'mon!"
"Welp, see you guys/gals/non-bi pals in the book, where I really start talking in quotation marks."
"C'mon Wolfe! Flame say hurry up or she'll chase you with a skirt again!"
"Coming! That's my sign to to leave, don't want that happening again, see ya."

WARNING: This book contains Some swearing and maybe some inappropriate jokes. Not sure.
If you do not like this kind of content you can leave, I'm making this for fun anyways. If you do not care, then continue.
Viewer aggression advised.

A/N - I'm probably not gonna be posting a lot since I have school and probably a lot of bad grammar.
Also the original series is made by my best friend Bits, that not her real name and she doesn't use Wattpad. This books main series got lost in time, tell me if you want me to post a main series. I'll check up with Bits and see if she allows it. Anyways I just want to give her credit for this, soon to be masterpiece.
- A_Weeb-