Scarred from the Sorcerer's Stone (Harry Potter Fan Fiction Retelling)
19 parts Complete Return to Hogwarts with a hilarious twist in this side-splitting parody of the beloved classic.
In Scarred from the Sorcerer's Stone, journey back to Hogwarts (we all want to) for a wildly humorous retelling of Harry Potter's first year. This isn't your typical magical adventure-get ready for a laugh-out-loud ride filled with quirky characters, unexpected personalities, and a whole lot of chaos.
Harry must still uncover the mystery of the Sorcerer's Stone and thwart those who seek it, but this time, he's armed with the most unusual allies. Ron Weasley can't decide if his freckles are actually chicken pox, making every day a hypochondriac's nightmare. Hermione Granger's know-it-all attitude has reached new heights, convinced that everyone around her is a complete idiot. Meanwhile, Dumbledore, with his memory slipping and forgetting his medication, offers wisdom that's as bewildering as it is amusing.
And that's just the beginning. Laugh along with minor characters brought to the forefront like Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil as they plot against Padma Patil for the ultimate betrayal: being sorted into a different House. Rediscover Hogwarts like never before, where the familiar meets the fantastically funny, and every page is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.
Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 18 chapters as they navigate magic, mayhem, and misadventures in Scarred from the Sorcerer's Stone. Only die hard fans will recognize the deep cut references and foreshadowing. Get ready for a magical journey filled with more humor, more heart, and a whole lot of fun!
This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use.
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